I think that this sums it all up...

In the wonderful classic film, M*A*S*H*, Trapper John lays out what my life philosophy should be right now, though it's oddly the opposite. But, yes. This is where I am at right now folks. Sad, but true.

Or true, but funny as shit.

Quoteth the Trapper John:

"...No! No booze! Sex! I want sex! That one! The sultry bitch with the fire in her eyes! Bring her to me! Take her clothes off and bring her to me!"

Yes, yes folks...I've gone there. Viva l'insanity!