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First: The too much information category. It's almost 4am, and I'm sitting here a bit drunk, and in my altogether. In short, I'm drunk, and buck naked. that's right. TMI.
Anyrate, it was a night of interest, and a night of fun, and of sorrow, and of overall, weirdness...
So Dave and I go to BANG! to try and let folks know about what's up with Liz and all that shit, and to let Dave blow off some much needed dancin' steam....and to let Anthony (for the uninitiated, that's *me*) get his drunken stupid groove on.
Traffic in LA is fucked all to hell. Dave and I sat on the freeway for over an hour waiting, bitching, and itching for someone to move. The 5 musta been backed up all to hell or something, it was so slow. But we remained undaunted, and contiunued on.
Got to BANG! around 11:45 or so. Joseph was playing some set from Liz from some year and a half ago. No shit. I was all "man, this is Liz's shit he's playing" and wandered directly to the bar where Justin is at, do not pass go, do not collect $200.
Decided to go Tubthumping, like days of old. I ordereda whiskey drink, a vodka drink, a lager drink, a cider drink, and wanted to sing the songs that reminded me of the good times, and sing the songs that reminded me of the best times. They had no cider drink. I settled for apple pucker.
We met up with Lorien and Michael and chatted a bit...Michael and I decided that dear sweet Lorien wasn't nearly drunk enough, and that I figured that Michael was in need of drunk and horney Lorien (sorry luv), so I bought her drinks-a-rama. She met up with a friend of hers way back, and left me alone at the bar...with a bunch of cute girls...curse her...!!!!
So i ended up talking to this pretty young thing named Teriza (rhymes withe "Her Eyes Uh?") who was part of a party posse from UC Santa Barbara who were celebrating the 21st of one of their friends (who was quite already pounded).
Teriza's roomate decided that I should compare her ass with that of Teriza's, and forced me (much to my um....um...satisfaction?) to grab hold many times and compare. Yes, her roomate's ass was rock hard. But alas, she was awaiting her boyfriend's return from the Gulf, and I wasn't about to be a bastard. Besides, I was having much fun with Teriza.
So we ended up making out. Much. MUCH. And Teriza whispered in my ear (she was the semi-sober one two!) that she wanted me, and that she wanted to take me in the bathroom. I declined. Because, well...one, it's the bathroom at the Ruby, and two, I was in no shape to take anyone, anywhere, as sad as it is true. Plus, I wanted to move semi slow, and I told her all this. She was okay with it. She wanted me to call her. I wanted to call her and email her, and make all sorts of promises to visit on the 1 1/2 hour drive up the 101. She was doen with that, though she was/is leaving for family crap (her words) for a couple of months...and I'd better email her, which I assured that I would, and that I would make sure to find her come a month or so, if not before, and she was good with that...
We made out a bit more, and then her pissed-off-that-that-one-boy-only-made-out-with-me-but-didn't-leave-me-a-number-fucking-asshole girlfriend tried to drag her off...but she kept on kissing me, which I didn't resist. And then it was done.
And then the girl that I saw walking off with some other guy last night was there in a pseudo wedding dress with her friends who were all in pseudo wedding dresses...and then she danced with me all happy, and said to call her. Nutty.
And this girl that Dave was hoping would call him, didn't,and it was all good....(though he was disappointed, but prepared and strangely not really giving a shit)...
We went over to Lady Sundress's place to harrass her and Retro Boy (who were sitting out Bang and watching movies), but they were out cold ass-leep, and I batted Retro on his ass, but they were out. So Dave and I left for the home thing.
Where I am currently sitting nekkid. Don't ask me why, other than I am comfortable, washed up, ready for bed, and still tipsy...nekkid, but tipsy...Yay the cool, clean breeze of freeeeeeeeeedom!!!!
Enough. I'm balancing my checkbook (I spent $140 on booze and tip for myself and many many women), saying a prayer, eating somthing, and soon soon soon soon soon soon, calling and emailing UCSB!
Oh! And BTW...Jason looks fat as hell...daaaaaaaaaamn...
Anyrate, it was a night of interest, and a night of fun, and of sorrow, and of overall, weirdness...
So Dave and I go to BANG! to try and let folks know about what's up with Liz and all that shit, and to let Dave blow off some much needed dancin' steam....and to let Anthony (for the uninitiated, that's *me*) get his drunken stupid groove on.
Traffic in LA is fucked all to hell. Dave and I sat on the freeway for over an hour waiting, bitching, and itching for someone to move. The 5 musta been backed up all to hell or something, it was so slow. But we remained undaunted, and contiunued on.
Got to BANG! around 11:45 or so. Joseph was playing some set from Liz from some year and a half ago. No shit. I was all "man, this is Liz's shit he's playing" and wandered directly to the bar where Justin is at, do not pass go, do not collect $200.
Decided to go Tubthumping, like days of old. I ordereda whiskey drink, a vodka drink, a lager drink, a cider drink, and wanted to sing the songs that reminded me of the good times, and sing the songs that reminded me of the best times. They had no cider drink. I settled for apple pucker.
We met up with Lorien and Michael and chatted a bit...Michael and I decided that dear sweet Lorien wasn't nearly drunk enough, and that I figured that Michael was in need of drunk and horney Lorien (sorry luv), so I bought her drinks-a-rama. She met up with a friend of hers way back, and left me alone at the bar...with a bunch of cute girls...curse her...!!!!
So i ended up talking to this pretty young thing named Teriza (rhymes withe "Her Eyes Uh?") who was part of a party posse from UC Santa Barbara who were celebrating the 21st of one of their friends (who was quite already pounded).
Teriza's roomate decided that I should compare her ass with that of Teriza's, and forced me (much to my um....um...satisfaction?) to grab hold many times and compare. Yes, her roomate's ass was rock hard. But alas, she was awaiting her boyfriend's return from the Gulf, and I wasn't about to be a bastard. Besides, I was having much fun with Teriza.
So we ended up making out. Much. MUCH. And Teriza whispered in my ear (she was the semi-sober one two!) that she wanted me, and that she wanted to take me in the bathroom. I declined. Because, well...one, it's the bathroom at the Ruby, and two, I was in no shape to take anyone, anywhere, as sad as it is true. Plus, I wanted to move semi slow, and I told her all this. She was okay with it. She wanted me to call her. I wanted to call her and email her, and make all sorts of promises to visit on the 1 1/2 hour drive up the 101. She was doen with that, though she was/is leaving for family crap (her words) for a couple of months...and I'd better email her, which I assured that I would, and that I would make sure to find her come a month or so, if not before, and she was good with that...
We made out a bit more, and then her pissed-off-that-that-one-boy-only-made-out-with-me-but-didn't-leave-me-a-number-fucking-asshole girlfriend tried to drag her off...but she kept on kissing me, which I didn't resist. And then it was done.
And then the girl that I saw walking off with some other guy last night was there in a pseudo wedding dress with her friends who were all in pseudo wedding dresses...and then she danced with me all happy, and said to call her. Nutty.
And this girl that Dave was hoping would call him, didn't,and it was all good....(though he was disappointed, but prepared and strangely not really giving a shit)...
We went over to Lady Sundress's place to harrass her and Retro Boy (who were sitting out Bang and watching movies), but they were out cold ass-leep, and I batted Retro on his ass, but they were out. So Dave and I left for the home thing.
Where I am currently sitting nekkid. Don't ask me why, other than I am comfortable, washed up, ready for bed, and still tipsy...nekkid, but tipsy...Yay the cool, clean breeze of freeeeeeeeeedom!!!!
Enough. I'm balancing my checkbook (I spent $140 on booze and tip for myself and many many women), saying a prayer, eating somthing, and soon soon soon soon soon soon, calling and emailing UCSB!
Oh! And BTW...Jason looks fat as hell...daaaaaaaaaamn...
