Yaaaarg!

HULK SMASH MONDAY! HULK HATE WAKING UP MORE TIRED THAN BEFORE SLEEP! HULK HATE MONDAY! AaaaAAAAAAAAGH!

HULK disturbed by way world work. Hulk no want perfect society of men. Hulk only want what best for Hulk. Hulk want happy. Hulk want laughter, and pretty pink flowers with butterfly hulks. It be good hulk world.

Hulk realize that Antonius Hulk life sound cooler than really is.

But HULK SEE BOOBIES THIS WEEKEND! Sad, Hulk harp on boobies, Hulk know, but Hulk get jollies where Hulk can. But Hulk no help, hulk too much heterosexual Hulk hornball. Hulk need woman...maybe She-Hulk available this weekend. Hulk take to see good movie: Spider Man

Hulk need vacation, before Hulk loose Mind. HULK WANT TO LISTEN TO NIRVANA TURNED TO 11! HULK NEED MOSH PIT!

Hulk should know better. Hulk starting to hear pop in knee when Hulk hulk dance like sad Silver Surfer. (Hulk sad, Hulk Surf, Hulk shoot ray out of Hulk fingers.)

Hulk soon smash office. Yes. Hulk feel good about smash.

Hulk wonder if Hulk can get way with calling in sick? Hulk don't know. He green all time. Can tell if Hulk ill or not? Dunno.

Hulk take Hulk ass back to desk. Maybe HULK SMASH twenty something spread of Hulk Ass. Hulk need run and jump and fight tank. Hulk Kick Banner puny ass. Yes, Hulk feel better from.

HULK NOW GO listen to Hulk favorite Music now. Hulk Like Sammy Davis, Jr. Remind Hulk of Hulk's days in Vegas. Hulk lose much money, but Hulk comped. Otherwise, Hulk smash. Hulk think Hulk need vacation. Yes, Hulk go and HULLLLKKK!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH.

Okay. Hulk can deal. Hulk go and give finger to boss now. HAR HAR HAR HAR!