Random as Random can get...

So for some reason it suddenly popped into my head that I need to gather up a couple of thousand dollars, put my mom, Erika's mom, Michael's mom, The Goddess Anna Woo, Justin's mom, and Dave's Grandma on a party bus and send them to Las Vegas...and them make sure that I have enough money to pay their bail...dunno why, but it seems like it would be something to write epic poetry about...

Man, what crazy crap goes through my head sometimes...I just wonder...

Antonius Hulk Present: Dream, Scream, Music, Me(e)me

Sometime in morning when Antonius Hulk try enjoy warm sleep, have dream. Hulk dream he on freeway watching movie much better than Hulk own(HULK SMASH HULK MOVIE! BAAAAD MOVIE! HURT HULK SENSABILITY! Hulk still have headache over hulk poodle. Hulk think self "What Fuck?!"). Hulk float over car, and inside car Hulk see Homer Simpson. Homer drive black jetta with all nasty Hulk size shit in. Hulk no understand. Hulk not smart in dream.

Hulk ride in Homer fancy Grifter car. Hulk ride in car with Hulk friend Red. Red say Hulk and Red need find woman. HULK FIND WOMAN! NO SMASH! Red put in Easy "mothafukkin" E. and push play. Hulk bump out. Hulk pimpin'.

Homer call Hulk on cell. Say hulk come get. Homer wants his car. We take black jetta to Marge. We pull over on 405 freeway, next Signal Hill. Antonius Hulk get out and swap car with Homer. Red get in. We like black jetta more comfy for hulk.

Hulk "wake up" and find he late for work and put on clothes. But Hulk cannot find clean underwear. HULK MAAAAD! HULK SMASH DIRTY CLOTHES HAMPER!!!

Then Hulk wake up for real and see clock say only ten minutes before Hulk have to be at work. Hulk crap purple shorts.

Hulk be at work all day. Hulk deal with Assholes. Hulk no like assholes. Hulk no like boss yelling at Hulk because Hulk no like deal with Assholes. Hulk no like boss yelling at Hulk because Hulk waiting on Assholes. Dave tell Hulk that when time come, Hulk should use AK-4...4...um--7!! Hulk say hulk no like bang bang. Hulk use Flesh on bone! Hulk like HULK SMASH!

Hulk understand every joke with lawyer. Yes, Hulk do. Hulk know lawyers. Hulk like some. Hulk wonder, though, should Hulk just start SMASH!? Hulk wonder...Hulk only know that HULK leave office in huff, and HULK MAD AND HULK SCREEEAM AND HULK SMASH poor innocent easter bunny from last year. Toy bunny have no head and no ears, and plastic body smash.

Hulk feel bad, because Hulk have anger managment issue, Hulk think...

Hulk leave office. Hulk do what Antonius Hulk do to relieve stress. Some buy shoes, some eat food. Hulk buy music. Hulk haul ass and go to Tower and buy Loud Music that Hulk should have already owned. Hulk find Punk, and Grunge and Loud Electroclash/rock/whatever you call Loud fun dancing music. And one not so loud. Man at counter ask Hulk, "Hulk, Hulk need gift receipt?" Hulk say, "Hulk no need. Hulk buy lunchtime worktime Frustration Music. Hulk GO SMASH!" Man look at Hulk selection, and stop on Nirvana. Man say "Yes, appro...apppro...Yes, this right music."

Hulk go back work and Hulk mosh with self (stop snickering or Hulk SMASH!!!) while on conference call. Stupid plumber and stupid lawyer never know Hulk blast "Smell like teen spirit" very loud. Boss look at Antonius Hulk with Funny look. Antonius Hulk glare. Boss leave alone.

And now, make Mememememe...
( Antonius Hulk Three Thing )