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Ah! The family is gone off to try and "earn" the money for a new washing machine. They have orders to come back if they've made enough money to either buy a new one, or repair the one that's here.

So I'm home alone, and I've got chocolate, and steak, and Wrestling...and this underwear (the spare emergency pair, you know the ones) is a binding in the wrong places, and well...let stuff hang loose in the wrong places.

They're coming off. And I shall strut around in my all-together. FREEDOM!

Thank you, Calvin and Hobbes for such wonderful ideas.

Enjoy that image in your head. Muhahahahhaahhahahaha...