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I thought that this was going to be a nice leisurely day. No, it's not. It's going to be a hectic, crazy, madhouse stupid and fast day.

But der bossinlinger ain't here, so it's a light airy fun fun funny day. And there are jokes, and breaks, and laughter, and donuts, and general goodness. And we're getting *more* work done than usual.

See, kids--a happy office *is* a productive office.

And then there will be Jedi Knight duels in the office later this afternoon. And if we are good, there will be punch and cake.

PUNCH...AND...CAKE...dammit.

And now, for no reason, random, miscellaneous quotes from movies (and yes, I actually mean "random").

"I am the Clitoris!"

"Bitch, knee'd me in da nuts!"
"In da family jewels?"
"In da fam'ly jewels, son!"

"Chump no want no help, chump no get no help; jive ass turkey don't know nuffin' anyhow."

"What's your favorite Scary Movie?"

"IT SUCKED OUT HIS BRAINS!"

"I can't find your legs! We can't find his fucking legs!"

"Pining for the Fjoirds!!??!!?!?"

"It's a trick. Get an axe."

"How...How'd you do that?!?"
"I saw it in a movie, once."

"It's because I'm a BLACK MAN, in a WHITE MAN'S WORLD!"
"Sir...you're white."
"Oh, well, fucking great! Throw that at me too!"

"Whaddaya mean 'scruffy lookin'?"

"Everyone has a big but, Simone. Let's talk about your Big But."

"We came, we saw, WE KICKED ITS ASS!"

"Fuck the cup. How's about I give ya ten cents, and you just pour it in my hands!"

"This town needs an enema!"

Right.

Back to work.

Okay, I give...

Bold = I have visited
Underlined = I have lived

1) Alabama, 2) Alaska, 3) Arizona, 4) Arkansas,
5) California, 6) Colorado, 7) Connecticut,
8) Delaware, 9) Florida, 10) Georgia, 11) Hawaii, 12) Idaho, 13) Illinois, 14) Indiana, 15) Iowa, 16) Kansas, 17) Kentucky, 18) Louisiana, 19) Maine, 20) Maryland, 21) Massachusetts, 22) Michigan, 23) Minnesota,
24) Mississippi, 25) Missouri, 26) Montana, 27) Nebraska,
28) Nevada, 29) New Hampshire, 30) New Jersey,
31) New Mexico, 32) New York, 33) North Carolina,
34) North Dakota, 35) Ohio, 36) Oklahoma, 37) Oregon,
38) Pennsylvania, 39) Rhode Island, 40) South Carolina, 41) South Dakota, 42) Tennessee, 43) Texas, 44) Utah,
45) Vermont, 46) Virginia, 47) Washington, 48) West Virginia, 49) Wisconsin, 50) Wyoming, and 51) Washington, D.C

Okay, so I've not gotten around as much as I'd like, but hey...I'm still young, and there's a great big shining country out there.