Mountain Dew Makes everything funnier...

I don't think that I've had this much of the Dew in nigh on 8 years. My teeth are all buzzy...which is probably why I'm all hyper and shite. HYPER ACT TIVE.

Everything is better after no sleep and mountain dew! Ah, maybe...just as long as it's not my coffee+Coke=homemade jolt combo. Booyaa!

Conversation had this morning between Dave, Corey (the new guy) and myself:

"Dave, you so need a haircut."

"Yeah, I know it's a bit long."

"You should die it or something."

"Bright green? Splaht!"

"Yeah, you'll look great going on interviews with Principles: 'Hire me to teach your students. I'm GREEN!'"

"I'd have to shave it off. It would be back in a month."

"Dude, that would be so scary."

"Why?"

"You'd look all old school Lex Luthor if you shaved off your hair."

"What? Evil Genius?"

"Yeah, totally..."

"I'm Luthor!"

"Martin Luthor?"

"Martin Luthor, Evil Genius."

"Huh?"

"Man, that just explains so much about religious history, right there."

"What? Evil Genius."

"Corey, that's what you get for coming in late."