"I'm leaving Las Vegas..."

Back from VEGAS!, and had a good time...

Drank, watched Karaoke, drank, gambled, drank, lost a lot of money and crashed out 6:30am on Saturday morning.

Got up, 11amish, got cleaned up, dumped food down our gullets, and went and got in line for bungee jump. Said a bit of a prayer, evacuated my bowels, and took the literal plunge--screamed all the way down and laughed and jumped around when I was on the ground. Updated The List and crossed one off-- 1.Bungie jump.

Went back to room, cleaned off (it was hot out), and went and met up with Dave's Bro and Sis in Law and her posse. Went to Luxor (BIG, Wonderful Scary place!) and saw "Midnight Fantasy"--a topless dance review. Was a comedienne, Singing, a guy tapdancing like a freak, and lots of boobies. I think I was either tired, or I'm that bitter, but after the first hour (it was two hours long) I started to ignore the nudity and got into the intricate choreography. There was some really cool stuff there, including, I think some Fosse...

Went to late dinner at PF Chengs. Had Sake. Had a LOT of warm sake...ate far too much...flirted with cute waitress...went on my merry way...we sat back down, watched bad karaoke, drank more and then stumbled to bed early (damn daylight savings time).

Made great time home and would have made it in record time, save for stopping at the slowest Jack In The Box in the world.

I think that I should sleep soon.