Tuesday Blue at 11:32 pm, An Unfortunate Poem by Anthony Adverse

Tuesday is a blue day,
but Wednesday is meeker.
Monday is bravado,
and Friday, a "Tweeker."
Sunday causes rashes,
Thursday washes between the toes;
Saturday likes its martinis stirred,
because that's all it knows.

Tuesday likes its clothes hung out
to get them dry in the sun;
and Tuesday likes listening to Vivaldi
while cleaning out its gun.

Tuesday likes to play dress up,
and pretends to know the score.
Tuesday flirts with Wednesday
(as Saturday's a whore).

Tuesday makes pretty pictures
by throwing paint against the wall,
while Monday runs around,
screaming down the hall.

Tuesday thinks it's precious--
just as wonderful as can be;
But Tuesday's under pressure
To close the deal and get its fee.

Tuesday pays the bills
(though it hates waking before noon),
and signs the checks,
then drinks like a buffoon.

Tuesday is a blue day,
and that's all there is to say.
Tuesday is a blue day,
because it's just a day.