Things to never do when you're tired.

1.) Nap in the early evening. Especially when you normally function off of three hours sleep. Bad.

2.) Answer the phone. No matter who you think it might be.

3.) Watch Television. Even if Masuimi Max is on Fear Factor. (B'jeebus that girl is hot! Though I must say, she's hotter in person. Though conversations with her are funny, if not...frustrating:

Me: "Kumi told me that I should mention that I eat fire too!"

Masuimi: "Well, everybody eats fire...but can you do this *bends her finger backwards to touch her wrist* with your body?"

Me: "Uh, no."

Masuimi: "Well, I can."

Man, the people I get to meet...)

3a.) Watch Television--Average Joe. Addicting, crapage, and he didn't even pick the better of the girls. Dumb Ass.

4.) Go online. Death. DEATH DEATH DEATH.

5.) Decide to write a scene. Because you'll get caught up. You will, and you will want to plow on. Well, at least if that "you" is "me." Freaking 9 pages in three hours. Goiders. Goiders all of you.

6.) Eat anything chocolate. I don't care how good it looks, it's just a bad idea.

I don't want to go to work anymore. Would someone be so kind as to give me all the winning lottery numbers? Cuz I really would like to retire now...

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HULK SMASH TUESDAY!!!

Hulk want sleep. Hulk want do stuff. Hulk want to not have to pay bills. Hulk just want bills pay.

Hulk want world to live as one, like John Lennon sing Hulk. Antonius Hulk no want Lennon to lie.

HULK SMASH! No particular reason. Just, Hulk no smash in while.

Antonius Hulk sleepy. Hulk get sleep on bed last night. Hulk Gam-mama buy Hulk HULK size Bin for Hulk move clothes. Hulk sleep in Bed, but no fold clothes. HULK SMASH LAUNDRY!!!

Hulk need vacation. Hulk need new job. HULK SMASH WORK! HULK NEED ALL WORK DIE!

Hulk try meet base ins...insti...Hulk just do what Hulk just damn want do.

Hulk need drink. And chocolate.

HULK REMEMBER HULK HAVE SNICKERS IN BACKPACK!

HULK SMASH WRAPPER AND CHOW DOWN ON HULK SIZED SUGAR RUSH

Hulk soon move on to Pepsi, and Twinkies, and watch Hulk take off Purple Thong and dance around! Hulk be free! FREE HULK! FREE! And then Hulk go home and Hulk Sleep. Or Hulk read word that Hulk know how. Or Hulk watch TV.

Or Hulk take big dump, Hulk no decide yet. But Hulk get spray, just in case...Hulk no want HazMat show up again. Biiiig embarrassment for Hulk last time.