Close call of the night.

So, as I was barrelling down the 101 towards the 110, some guy decided that he liked me so much, that he wanted to share lanes with me. While on the transition to the southbound 110. Next to the wall.

He flipped on his blinker, and just started coming over without looking. Mind you, I had a half a car length on him. And he kept coming...I started to veer to the left--

Time slowed down. I looked to the left of me--The transition divider was quickly approaching, but there was still a gap. I looked to the right. The guy was turning into me at a 45 degree angle to my car, and coming to a complete stop.

I toe-heeled it--gas, turn, break, turn, gas and swooped around to the clear with only a little space between myself and the other car, and my door and the wall. I looked in my rear view mirror, as several others swerved to avoid him as he pulled across to the 5 north from a dead stop.

The caffine had worn off, but I was damn sure awake.

"One Scotch, one burboun, and one beer..."

Who wants to go Tubthumping?

Bourbon Congratulations! You're 106 proof, with specific scores in beer (20) , wine (16), and liquor (26).

Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 11% on proof You scored higher than 83% on beer index You scored higher than 83% on wine index You scored higher than 83% on liquor index

Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid