Notes from the weekend.

Ice is hard like concrete.

Little kids are dangerous projectiles that often fly at you like three foot tall hornets on a mission.

El Polo Loco waters down their Coke something awful.

Beans, Beans are the magical fruit! The more you eat, the more you toot!

Eating Ice cream while driving makes for sticky steering wheels.

I love cats, but they often make me sneeze.

1am is *not* a good time to *start* drinking.

One man enter; two men leave.

"Scha'lizzle Ra'bizzle" will soon be the newest form of greeting at Temple should Jer get his way. I approve whole heartedly, and completely, my heart's felt compatriot.

No matter what people may say, just walking into someone's house in The Ghetto [tm] without being let in, is in no way safe, nor acceptable. Someone might have a shotgun.

There is, in fact, strategy to playing Twister. And some people play agressively. Who knew.

Rings make for skin pinches when giving massages.

It is frightening, but intriguing to see coffee NOT sift through a paper towel filter. I mean, that shit was a PUDDLE...*shudder*

I get all rant-preachy when drinking and excited about good television.

5:30 AM on a Sunday morning is the best time for doing 95 down the 405.

Racing the sun home is the second best non-spectator sport out there.