...In Which Anthony Posts From the Heart...of Madness...

Stolen from senatorhatty, and posted for procrastination and responsibility flouting's sake.

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.

In January, I fed r_ness to a Shoggoth (250 points). In August, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). Yesterday, I recruited kar3ning as a new cultist (30 points). In October, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In September, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In April, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points).

In short, I have been very good (630 points) and deserve to be eaten first.

Your humble and obedient servant,
antoniusrex

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